Rick Collins' Advice to Teenagers (excerpted from
Legal Muscle)
The way I see it, most everything has risks and benefits. That's
especially true of medications, such as anabolic steroids. The choice
of whether or not to take steroids involves weighing the risks against
the benefits. The risk include numerous possible side effects, including
the possibility of never growing to the height you should have been.
Have the risks been exaggerated in healthy adult males? Absolutely.
Lots of people have taken steroids and seem fine, even many years later.
But a few have gotten very sick. At your age, you're a boiling pot of
raging hormones. The effect of adding extra hormones on top of it all
has the potential to be like throwing some gasoline onto a fire. Or
maybe a health problem you may not be aware of, like a small undiscovered
cluster of cancer cells, could be stimulated. We really don't know all
of the long-term effects.
Further, there's another risk that nobody talks about much. Not
in the future, but here and now. That's the legal risk of having your
ass busted. In many states, simple possession is a felony. I know -
I've represented a slew of personal users who got jammed up. You'll
be handcuffed and questioned. You'll spend a night in jail, maybe with
an overly friendly guy name Bubba. You'll probably wind up needing to
call your parents to bail you out, and then needing to hire a lawyer
and go to court and see a judge, maybe a bunch of times. Your parents
will foot the bill, and they'll never let you forget it for the rest
of your life. If you're in a small town, the local papers may print
your name, which happened to three teen juicers in Utah recently. You
probably won't go to jail in the end. But if you're convicted of even
a misdemeanor drug offense, you can lose some very important privileges
including the license to drive your car and qualifying for college financial
aid. Your folks will really love you for that.
Word will probably get around about your arrest. Your teachers
will see you differently, as will your neighbors. The girls at school
won't think you're cool. They'll see you as a cheater. In fact, they'll
attribute any muscle you have purely to the steroids. They'll disregard
any hard work you may have put in at the gym. In their eyes, you'll
be a lazy kid who cheated with some chemicals that made him bigger,
and they will probably be right. You didn't pay your dues.
You're technically an adult and can make up your own mind, but
are the benefits really worth it? The way I see it, to really get the
benefits you're going to need to take more steroids than an older guy.
Why? Because your own natural testosterone levels are really high right
now, as suggested by your acne. Once you take in testosterone from outside,
your own natural production shuts off. It can go to zero pretty fast.
You'll need a lot of juice just to get you up to where you were to begin
with. An older guy, whose levels have gone down over the years, might
double his natural levels by taking half of what you'd need just to
break even. Studies have shown that testosterone levels of teenaged
boys jump to as high as 2,000 nanograms per deciliter of blood - about
two to four times of your typical adult. How can you justify not taking
advantage of the highest natural testosterone levels you'll ever have
in your life? How can you justify just shutting them down? The kids
who start juicing without having built any natural foundation get big
fast and then get small again just as fast as soon as the cycle ends,
like a yo-yo.
If you are 200 pounds and 30 years old, I'd agree your potential
for further gains after years of training might be pretty much expended.
If you wanted to keep improving, I might sympathize with your dilemma.
But that's not you. You haven't even scratched the surface of your natural
potential. Look at you. If you need steroids to break the 160-pound
barrier, take up tennis. You could easily gain twenty pounds without
touching anything that might get you busted. I'll bet your training
sucks, your diet sucks, and you haven't even begun to pay the necessary
dues of hard work. You want fast, dramatic results? At your age, this
is probably the only time in your life that you'll be able to get them
without juice. Milk it for all it's worth. Revamp your training, start
eating right, and stop asking people about steroids at nineteen years
old.
Rick Collins, Legal
Muscle. Excerpted with permission.